Darn Worlds of Make Believe!

I have to go out and make Jack trade the cow in for three magic beans...

Where is my oomph?

You know, oomph. I don't know how else to describe it.

Some characters in Liaffon were cut from the final draft. Things change, you know. They don't all always work anymore.

We are basically giraffes. Also, experts say green is good for you and I say, don't give too much candy to your stories.

Me: It's the apocalypse. Other Me: Chill, dude. Me: THE APOCALYPSE!