I have to go out and make Jack trade the cow in for three magic beans...
Darn Worlds of Make Believe!
The Most Unbelievable, Shocking, Crazy Article Ever
It's kind of like overdone makeup or plastic surgery.
Where is my oomph?
You know, oomph. I don't know how else to describe it.
Catching Fish Mafia Style
"Why would anyone actually want to make a career out of fishing/blogging??? They must be crazy!"
Don’t ask me why I write poetry, Boromir
People love asking why people like things. I mean, lets face it, we're nosy creatures, Boromir.
